Sully's inappropriate humor

Sully is two, he tells funny jokes like he's 12.  The more he tells them, the more the big brothers laugh.  The more the big brothers laugh, the more he tells them!

The first is a joke called "Which one doesn't belong".  It's an actual exercise I do with the older guys in the car, but Sully has learned how to make it funny!

SULLY:  Which one doesn't belong?      Police, Toot or Doctor

SULY Answers for himself:  Doctor

SULLY Again:  No

SULLY Once More:  Toot

SULLY RESPONDS:  YES, Good One!!

Sullivan's next favorite thing is a song that I never should have sung to the family.  I was silly one afternoon and started, and now Sully won't stop!  He sings it with everyone's name and EVERYONE laughs!!

"I see London, I see France, I see Mommy's Underpants"  

and yes, most of the time he says "Mommy", especially when we are out in public.

Geography

Lots of laughter in the car after preschool today.

When I asked the guys what was so funny, Finn said

"We know that girls go pee with things called vaCHINAs"

I asked Finn how they found that out, he told me -

Miles told Patrick in the bathroom, then Patrick told me, and I told Chance - 

Now we all know about vaCHINAS!!!

Giggling

It always makes me nervous when I hear laughter coming from the bathroom.  When I knocked on the powder room door and went inside, I found Patrick and Finnegan whispering and giggling.  When I asked them why they were talking in the bathroom, they said,

"Because you said it's the only place we can talk about poop!"

Parade

While on the potty Finn announced:  

"Look mom, it's like a parade of bears marching out of my tush"